raido-kuzunoha asked: Sir, have you ever pondered about what if this is all just some dream or experiment? Or maybe you consider it pointless and not important? Okay scratch that. I want to make a bargain with you commander. One bass cannon with a gatling gun attached to your arm for a dozen big bottle rockets. Or maybe just 4 pencil rockets. How does it sound?
… I do not know the purpose of which you are to use a “dozen big bottle rockets”. I am not willing to take a risk on an assault on Master Porky. So I refuse your bargain.
I forgot I had these sketches in my sketchbook that I could upload! Waah!
I was just messing around with the idea of crazy commander for fun.
Anonymous asked: Fellow greet I am a new mailman down th- Let's cut to the chase. I think someone in this building ordered the pork buffet machine, by any chance do you know who it is?
Ah… I am not specialized in keeping track of these kind of things… However, I do recall that someone in this building also ordered a Gourmet Yogurt Machine.
I suggest you try the cafeteria…
Anonymous asked: -Salutes- Greetings, sir! Just curious, what are some interesting things about the work you do? I mean, is there something in particular you find interesting or rewarding?
At ease soldier.
Hm. Lets see… to answer your question about some… interesting things… I suppose one interesting thing would be… Seeing different parts of the world, through the missions I’m assigned to. However, I don’t focus on the different environments all that much. In the end, the most rewarding thing about my work is successfully completing a mission or order assigned to me by Master Porky.
I am your superior officer and it would be best if you showed your respect to me with a salute…
….And what is a Sen…. Sen-pie? Sen-pi?